Timothée Chalamet wakes up, and it’s morning, and he’s in Paris.
“It’s morning, and I’m in Paris,” he says to himself, combatting the familiar but never not foreign feeling of 5-second amnesia. Whose bed is this? What time zone am I in? This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.
Because he could be anywhere. The East Village, the Sunset Tower, Budapest, the Zurich airport, the new Popeyes on Delancey.
But it is today. And it’s Paris, and it’s morning.
He rolls over and checks the date. October 27. The light from his phone illuminates a soft blue glow on his famous face as he opens his calendar. He’s due in 2 hours at the Louis Vuitton Headquarters, where one of his favorite designers and friends will walk him through the new collection.
He scrolls through his emails, responds to some texts, takes a quick call from his publicist who’s on EST (why is she awake? PR people do not sleep). He gets dressed – black jeans, black hoodie, white sneakers, dad cap and the brand new Virgil LV rectangular purse, gifted to him by Kid Cudi. He bursts out of his apartment with a calm sense of purpose. Sunny morning in Paris, an hour-ish to kill.
“Bonjour Timothée. Comme d’habitude?” The nice old lady at the patisserie hands him a coffee and a croissant. So simple. Like his life would be if he hadn’t been born in Hell’s Kitchen, if he’d never attended LaG, if he’d botched his audition with Luca Guadagnino.
“TIMOTHÉE, TIMOTHÉEEEEE! Puis-je avoir une photo s'il vous plaît? Un selfie?”
He smiles for the camera, head to head with a fan about his age, pretty and French and beaming. “Merci beaucoup, Timothée, je t'aime.”
“Vous êtes les bienvenus,” he responds, ever polite. “Bonne journée!”
You could call his morning walk to LV a stroll. He’s strolling. Only one other fan notices him. He’s dumb happy, smiling under his Jack Skellington mask.
He arrives at the massive Louis Vuitton building; he feels the moisture in the air drifting from the Seine.
“Bonjour monsieur Chalamet. Bienvenue au siège de Louis Vuitton.” The receptionist identifies him immediately. “Monsieur Abloh sera à vous dans un moment.”
“Merci.”
He waits in the sleek, dimly lit foyer. Foot twitching, checking his phone.
“Bonjour, Timmy!”
“Virgil! What’s up man! Been too long.”
A warm embrace, a kiss on the cheek. Friends reunited 👨❤️💋👨
“You want anything? Coffee? Water?”
“I’m good, man. How’ve you been?”
“Been good, been good. Working on this new collection. Can’t wait to show you.”
Virgil walks him through the hallway into the showroom. A seamstress is adjusting the hem on a blazer. She looks up – “Ah, le plus bel Américain de Paris. Nous sommes très heureux de vous avoir ici.”
Timothée blushes and keeps moving, letting his fingers stroke all the different textiles. The leather, the silk, the mesh.
“Timothée – back here. This is what I’m the most excited about. Swarovski gave us this gigantic crystal. We’re going to chop it down so that each piece has a 1/1 cut on it. It’s up here.”
Virgil reaches up to unlock a glass box sitting on a pedestal. Timothée looks up from under it, inspecting the sparkling hard edges. Virgil struggles with the lock. “This thing gets a little sticky.” He lightly taps the box. The pedestal shifts. The crystal drops right on Timmy’s head, and he’s out cold, his curly hair limp on the marble floor.