The students stood up beside their desks, just as they had done every day since they returned to school for their spring semester. “I pledge allegiance to My Dad, the King of the United States of America,” they all recited, though a few stumbled, clearly still adjusting to the new words. The flag they faced toward, hanging at the front of the classroom, was different, too, an all-white canvas with a big black star plastered smack-dab in the middle. The widespread belief was that this new flag ★ symbolized the idea that there was only one true star of the United States now.
It was Day 111 of Life Under President Kanye West and all citizens had been welcomed to his new jungle.
When the students sat back down in their chairs, each dressed in their mandatory school uniform of a pink Ralph Lauren polo and loose-fitting Yeezy sweats, the teacher instructed them to open their textbooks to page 322. Today, they would be learning about Hurricane Katrina in a chapter conveniently titled “George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People.” Later, they’d be heading out for a field trip.