I’ve before said that my ideal celebrity dinner is with Roxane Gay, Chrissy Teigen, Bari Weiss, Alison Roman, Grimes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Azealea Banks, Kendall Jenner and Lady Gaga (Tisch era). Such a dinner would be held at Martha Stewart’s 153-acre upstate farm estate after a strict NDA and live-streamed on Peacock+. Of course, the party would commence after 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine.
At a time when celebrities have to be good at everything and also must have perfect opinions, it is no longer enough to simply sing or act—one must be able to cook (unless one is Stanley Tucci, in which case you are allowed to host a travel show). Unlike celebrity chefs, famous for their food first, these celebrities were never expected to put out a cookbook or julienne an onion on TV. But these days, people—even people in Manhattan, even famous people—have been cooking. When watching Alison Roman teaching us how to pair shallots with anchovies, we know what we’re getting into; for the public figures more celebrity than chef, well, there is room to open the fridge and find out.
On a Saturday night in Brooklyn, I invited my friend and captive sous chef Brent, at 7 PM sharp, to cook and sample five meals with me, from celebrities that had become celebrity food icons. My rules for the evening were as follows: the chef’s cookery had to be a true cause-célèbre, the dish could not be from a cuisine I am unknowledgeable about (fortunately for this article—I am 25% Italian) and the flavor artist had to be currently famous for non-food reasons. This brave little home-cook decided to investigate.